Post Jizz Syndrome 

The immdediate feeling you get after you ejacualte. The sudden and total loss of all sexual desire and hornyness. And the desire to be alone kicks in.

It was thursday night and i was so horny. I called over my usual booty call. Just as i was done post jizz syndrome kicked in and i had regretted my decision.

Post Jizz Syndrome by KnightRider March 10, 2009

Window Jizz

The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.

Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"

Window Jizz by JR1995 January 11, 2011

Ninja Jizz 

The remaining jizm or spunk that eminates, some time later, from ones japs eye after a wank. Even after a good shake and pipe clean.

After a morning wank before work, you clean up and head to work only to find when you go for a piss you have found a whole load of Ninja Jizz.

Ninja Jizz by tehsnrub August 28, 2009

Rock Jizz 

The act of jizzing while listening to / rocking out to hardcore music.

OR

The act of jizzing from the pure awesomeness of playing Rock Band.

Luke: Last night I jizzed while listening to my Viking Death Metal!
Steve: Oh nice! You totally rock jizzed.

Rock Jizz by The Jizzinator. January 6, 2009

Burrito Jizz 

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.

Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*

Burrito Jizz by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010

Ninja Jizz 

When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.

Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!

Ninja Jizz by ThatPurpleChik March 22, 2010

Sniper jizz 

Unexpected and from across the room

Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!

Person 2: You've been sniped.

Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!

Sniper jizz by chupe13 July 7, 2010