Definitions by ThatPurpleChik
Ninja Jizz
When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.
Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!
Ninja Jizz by ThatPurpleChik March 22, 2010