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smashed up vag 

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.
Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
smashed up vag by gibbo317 June 6, 2014
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Sasha Braus 

a girl that loves food
hey you heard of sasha braus from aot?
yeah shes cool

Sasha Momentum 

Sasha Momentum is a quantum state spectrum resulted after a stupid action has been done by mistake naturally.
Oh no ! I did a Sasha Momentum !
Sasha Momentum by Vladorex April 9, 2021

Helmet Smashing 

The act of two circumcised males banging their penises together tip to tip
Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.

Smashings 

A show of affection.Given by touch or implied by speaking the word.
I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.

Sashay Away 

The art of walking like a drag queen.

An alternative to goodbye.

The height of coolness
Gareth said goodbye to Amy and proceeded to Sashay Away.

Miriam said to Sarah, Sashay Away - I'll see you later.
Sashay Away by Giant Mushrooms January 12, 2011

Soggy Sasha 

When you come in a girls eye and make her cry it out.
I just did a soggy sasha on your girl.
Soggy Sasha by xXpussyysmackerXx January 28, 2015