Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

Heat-seeking moisture missile by bookfraud April 1, 2015

Seer 

Someone who is able to see the past, present, and future. Also known as an Oracle or a Prophet.

Person1: How does she know what happened? And how does she know what is going to happen?

Person2: She is a Seer.

Seer by TheLoneSeer July 18, 2013

Seedy gobble 

One obtaining a nosh off or blow job from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. Seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.

Hey Barron, I was at my old nans on Tuesday redecorating her bedroom. While she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble

I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!

I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.

Seedy gobble by BennyB January 16, 2013

hide-n-go-seek 

숨바꼭질

let's go play hide-n-go-seek
애들아 우리 숨바꼭질 하자.

hide-n-go-seek by 파도 April 12, 2014

trauma seeking behavior 

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

trauma seeking behavior by keifermail August 21, 2008

sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy

Those were some damn good sunflower seeds

sunflower seeds by Alexius November 6, 2003

Seewa Ram 

Seewa Ram is the epitome of fobacity. One that is said to be a seewa ram is often a weird, strange, and obscene person. Also see Ghinder or Ginder.

Bobdari: hey man you wanna go see a movie?
SR: Ehh Rahh ergg no dude i am studying por the Sattoos.
Bobdari: Dude your'e such a seewa ram.

Seewa Ram by gary coldman May 29, 2010