rowtit

a rowtit is an unrecognised medical condition common in very hairy men, in which nipple hair gets too long, too out of control, too quickly

being able to grow a rowtit is a sign of either being a man child and/or a very hairy bloke in general

dude 1: "I think I have finally hit puberty"
dude 2: "well can you grow a rowtit?"
dude 1: "no..."
dude 2: "then you are not yet a man!"

by hrh_boats May 12, 2014

Rowing the Motorboat

A behavior involving

a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female

or
c. 1 male and 1 female.

This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.

Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat

by tahck May 28, 2014

rowlinged

To have your argument destroyed so completely that everyone who sees it is embarrassed for you.

Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.

1.
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"

2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.

J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"

Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"

by flashwildecard April 1, 2016

Rowdy Gentleman

A Rowdy Gentleman is a male that can make anybody comfortable in any situation. They are typically found with young women, drinking in excess, and participating in extremely adventurous activities. When the word Rowdy and Gentleman are combined and used to describe somebody, it is the highest compliment that can be used to describe a man.

Wow look, that guy just walked up to the bar, bought those girls shots, kissed one, and smacked the other two's asses, he must be a Rowdy Gentleman!

by anonymous September 10, 2016

rowelly

redheaded roaster who likes ranch. Is an ass sometimes and thinks hes good at lacrosse but also fails spanish. Real name is ryan but no one really cares about that.

looks like rowelly got another D on his spanish test.

by hahaha:))) October 2, 2016

rowne

Rowne is a user and ex-sentinel of Transformice (ES community), he is an example of perfection in all aspects!

Rowne is cool.
Hey, you looks so Rowne.

by ESforumTFMusers December 19, 2016

Rowlanda

Sexy, strong-willed, confident, opinionated, conceded as fuck and stubborn as they come! Definitely will stand her ground if she feels strongly about something and no matter what has to have the last word. Don't let those big beautiful eyes deceive you, she may look innocent but she can destroy you without any effort. A Rowlanda is as crazy as she is beautiful. Like everyone knows crazy means FUCKING AMAZING IN BED. Rowlanda's definitely have control issues, meaning that if you like to be tied down and have someone do all the work in bed a Rowlanda is the one for you. But let her fool you, she doesn't mined having her hair pulled, spanked, choked or bit in all the right places.

Rowlanda, tied me up and rode the fuck out of me until I came so fucking hard!!!!!!!

by SomeGuyNamedDick33 December 20, 2016