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a rowtit is an unrecognised medical condition common in very hairy men, in which nipple hair gets too long, too out of control, too quickly
being able to grow a rowtit is a sign of either being a man child and/or a very hairy bloke in general

dude 1: "I think I have finally hit puberty"
dude 2: "well can you grow a rowtit?"
dude 1: "no..."
dude 2: "then you are not yet a man!"
rowtit by hrh_boats May 12, 2014
Words you can keep

routition 

Taco Tuesday is a family routition.
routition by Pretty poo poo May 7, 2018
The #1 Classics duels player as of 20/07/21

#2 Overall lifetime wins duels player as of 20/07/21.
Omg he doesn't touch grass, it must be rowtide.
rowtide by lilwheeler420 July 20, 2021

rostitution 

The practice of engaging in sex acts in exchange for housing, food, cars, or clothing that one feels they are owed or deserve because of sexual acts they perform.

Being in a relationship with some you feel is beneath you, so you feel entitled to be taken care of financially.
Rostitution is about the only action I get these days.

Daddy needs some rostitution for that new car you are driving around.

If she wants to go on vacation next month, she better get a head start on that rostitution.

She is just here for the free food and drinks, rostitution is all she knows. She is going to take what she wants and give you very little in return. She's a manipulative rostitute, but so was her Momma.
rostitution by BoogieDMann August 7, 2023

Rowhitwife 

Etymology: a 'wife' who keeps getting 'hit' (physically or emotionally) constantly in a 'row'

1.A woman who stands by her husband quietly while he's being accused by multiple women for sexual assault.

2.A woman who has no back-bone.
3.A woman who is an apologist for her husband's misgivings because she can't afford to leave him.
Did you hear that Ronny is in court today as his co workers accused him for being a super-creep; while Tina, his wife, knowing all about him is just being a Rowhitwife because he pays her bills.
Rowhitwife by Nathan Foyer June 3, 2018
ruuning away from gash
Rowtimi by Dewayne fat-nerd November 14, 2003

rootitarian 

A person who is selective of the root of where their food comes from including how it was raised or grown and the impact that it has on the environment and the farmers who grow the food. A rootitarian goes beyond a label in the grocery store and buys directly from producers. They first line certify rather than depend on trendy terms like humanely raised or natural. Perhaps perceived as having a distrust of marketing by some a rootitarian understands the realities of the complexity of the food system and has a taste for good local ethically raised food.
I am a rootitarian. I eat foods that meet my personal definition of local and sustainable. To me, that is only , for example, eating meat that I 've raise myself. Most often, I eat vegetarian when we go out to restaurants. I consider many factors when I eat. I know that every bite of food has the power to impact the land, people and communities in a positive or negative way.
rootitarian by thegrazingoose July 25, 2016
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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