90th minute

The last minute in which something can change. Used most frequently in sports.

1. Commentator: "And Man United have scored a penalty in the 90th minute to win the game!"

2. Guy #1: "Dude, where's Kyle?"
Guy #2: "He was supposed to come, but he pulled out in the 90th minute."
Guy #1: "What a tool."

by Beeth December 28, 2007

red hot minute

A "red hot minute" is a very long time, ranging from two to three or more hours, or a few months to years in between the last time you seen someone or did something.

"Red hot minute" is longer than a "hot minute". A hot minute meaning you haven't seen or done something in a long time ranging from 20-30 minutes to an hour or more.

It's been a red hot minute since I last seen you.

When are you coming back through?

It'll be a red hot minute, but I'll be through.

by SouthernSlang August 4, 2009

catchers mitt

1.) Whatever device one uses in order to prevent an ejaculation from reaching nearby surfaces.

"Uh oh, where's my catchers mitt?!"

"Don't worry, I brought mine"

by Trashbiscuit July 14, 2006

Mittens

A slang term used to describe a man's testicles.

"Suck on deez Mittens!"

"Dave got kicked right in the mittens!"

by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

a cotton picking minute

1. a time of hardship
2. an expression used by odl white people
3. 400 years long

1. "damn yo this work is lasting a cotton picking minute home"
2. "wait a cotton picking minute young mister"
3. simple black man:"damn they was cotton picking for a minute"
educated black man: "abtou 400 somthing years to be exact"

by yello September 25, 2006

mittie

man titties

O man that dudez got some serious mittiez!

by Anny Nonimous September 28, 2008

meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung

englishMe it's me...I speak in back translated gibberish on message boards that never makes much sense, and I sign my name with types of boxes translated into german/english

Ich spiele nicht wasser-polo mehr,
Mein Pferd ertrinkt!
- ICH

I am meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung, and my name means, "my name here", sincerly yours, Schuhkasten

by meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung September 13, 2004