functional drunk

A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.

Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.

by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013

Di drunk

When Di consumes too much alcohol and her already dulled brain signals are further dulled. Her brain signal that warns her when she is making more mistakes is reduced, ultimately reducing self-control which leads to physical violence (open palm slaps to the face) and destruction of property.

I went for a drink, next thing I know I was Di drunk and smashing glasses and slapping anyone in my close proximity.

by Penguin666 July 15, 2016

Soberly Drunk

A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.

John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?

Mark: What is wrong with this guy?

Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.

by Daksa June 20, 2020

Business Drunk

The act of getting drunk between mid-day and 4PM. Ties are mandatory.

That meeting was awful, thank god we're business drunk.

by likeaboss March 6, 2009

Stage 3 Drunk

The final stage of a long night of drinking. The point where the things you say no longer make sense and all you can do is make goofy faces and point at people.

So I heard Kevin was stage 3 drunk again last weekend.

by untouchable23 August 5, 2009

Christine-drunk

A person who is plastered out of their mind.

MUST include:

-stumbling/biffing hard
-flashing/mooning
-hitting on ANY strangers/hits up guys for drinks
-slutty behavior including lack of clothing and unwillingness to cover up
-vigorous and energetic body movements in tandem with any music in conjunction with clothes falling off
-telling people repeatedly that you love them
-repeatedly saying that you aren't drunk or "I'm gooood"
-sipping a mickey with no chase
-MUST LOVE VODKA and TEQUILA TIME
-refusal to believe the next day that you were Christine-drunk
-uses the simple explanation: "I'm just having fun!"
-MUST lose at least one personal item each party night
-may include stride of pride... or walk of shame the next morning

"I got Christine-drunk last night!!"

Friend 1: "What happened last night!?!?!?"
Friend 2: "You don't remember..? You were Christine-drunk!"

by victims of Christine-drunk November 22, 2010

strong drunk

To do everything stronger then what you would do when your sober.

Man that eric guy is pushin me around, what a strong drunk.
Have the strong drunks left yet?

by C MART October 1, 2005