ass gas 

Term my grandmother used to refer to farts that have been both squashed and amplified by sitting in a leather reclinign chair during the release.

If it wasn't my grandmother, I would have told the supplier of the ass gas to drop dead in an effort to shut their asshole.

ass gas by Dead Menace August 7, 2009

ass munch 

An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence.

Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter assmunch.

ass munch by NB March 12, 2003

ass water 

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.

ass water by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

Ass missile 

Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.

"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."

Ass missile by Henry and Jeffery nip January 18, 2010

ass rimming 

when you spread the cheeks of an ass on a guy or a girl and lick or suck their asshole with your mouth and tongue

dude have you ever tried ass rimming?
it's pretty gnarly

ass rimming by SomeD-Bag June 22, 2010

ass-tick 

A person who is quite annoying, and who cannot be avoided.

I changed my phone number, moved continents, and changed my name, and that ass-tick still found me!

ass-tick by Kathlyn August 2, 2005

Ass-mar 

Ass-mar- the asthma that piggy had in the Lord Of The Flies

"Sucks to your ass-mar"

Ass-mar by leg # 4 January 6, 2010