spooning 2.0 

Sticking a spoon up your ass for pleasure

Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that

Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0

spooning 2.0 by Brain hurt March 24, 2020

7 spoons 

A phrase used to suggest to someone they should stop complaining and get over their problem (see get over it) because no-one is listening. See also whinger

Ali: Why can't everybody just get along and stop the hating?!
Andy: 7 spoons. Seriously.

7 spoons by MrAndy January 14, 2008

Sit-Spooning 

The act of sitting on the ground, bench or other surface with two or more people facing the the same direction, with full body contact. A variation of the typical spooning, where the same general idea is used in a 'sitting' situation.

Alex, Kane and Taylor were sit-spooning in their family photo, taken when Alex was the oldest.

Sit-Spooning by stephaa June 1, 2011

Friend Spooning

Where one person lays front to back with another person. Fitting together like spoons.

Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.

Friend Spooning by shoegirl1990 August 14, 2011

clay spooning 

When a person (usually a male) comes up behind another person (usually a female) while he/she is creating a clay pot on a pottery wheel and proceeds to sit behind the person making the pottery and place their hands on the person's creating the pottery, guiding them while indirectly spooning while sitting.

Channing Tatum clay spoons in every movie (clay spooning)

clay spooning by Jujclar January 9, 2014

Uncle Spooner 

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

Uncle Spooner by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

The Spoons Years 

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

The Spoons Years by Moose1184 October 28, 2018