muncher

fattest of the phat! will eat anything with disregarde for health, and will never hesitate to rob or attack for food 'munch'

semour: see that guy. he ate my mum!
Kev: heartless muncher...

by carey March 21, 2004

Popcorn Muscles

A weak bodypart.

Will Waterman has popcorn muscles and a popcorn knee.

by JC Chaze January 20, 2009

"v" muscle

Something women expect all men to have in order to not be called ugly, but when men do get this, all women care about is the body of the male and not who they really are inside. So they get laid a lot. When this happens, men get blamed for being pigs. This is known as "Feminism"

Dude: Yo lovely lady, i got a good personality and a cute butt.

Lady: Ew, no sixpack, build in coffee maker of "v" muscle, go away.

Dude: But i got blankets and movies to caress you softly in!

Lady: Freak. Go away or im calling the cops.

by Poopscootch May 11, 2014

Popcorn Muscles

When your muscles are big and strong but you don't know how to use them.

"All those muscles are popcorn muscles, he's soft."
-Brandon Marshall on Joey Porter

by ninedeuce March 28, 2009

slut muncher

A man or boy that consisantly dates sluty woman or girls.

" That guy is such a slut muncher he is dating the 3 of the sluttiest girls in the school"

by aliiandra September 6, 2007

Bean Muncher

The action by which a male eats a female’s vagina out.

OR
The action by which a male (Caucasian or Mexican) eats a Latina female’s vagina out.

Zach will do anything for a girl. He’s a real bean muncher.

by Poondestoyer-69 May 30, 2018

Floorboard muncher

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

by D-mass November 29, 2009