tight unit

The opposite of loose unit; to get mortally fucked up to the point of not remembering the night but still somehow making it back to bed.

Katie: "I think I remember jumping through my window to get back in"
Harvey: "Katie... you're a fucking loose unit"
Katie: "Mate I am a fucking.. TIGHT UNIT!"

by HarvDaddy February 21, 2018

Chad (Unit of Measurement)

The Chad unit of measurement is a unit characterized by how much, or little, BDE someone or something has. The Chad unit can be applied to anything, regardless of how nonsensical it is. the chad unit is simply based on vibes.

"Dude, Chaucer is like 0% chad."
"This situation is 100% chad."
these are examples of how one uses Chad (Unit of Measurement)

by fogsandbens June 20, 2021

united nations

A place where dialog can be used to prevent bloodshed.

Relevant only to those preferring dialog.

Why waste time talking in the UN - let's kick ass!

by Chatterbox July 9, 2004

C-UNiT

An average Quake 3/Rocket Arena 3 clan who, due mainly to the time limitations that come with age and responsibility, are no longer the l33t players they may have once been. They play for the love of the game, and those brief moments whereby their former glory may be recaptured, even if only very briefly.

We play by our slogan "Putting the fun back in Gaming", since we offset our lack of eliteness by spouting witty remarks (whilst waiting to respawn).

We have a loose affiliation with the C-UNiT basketball team, since we were both created at about the same time in the same city, and with the same capitalisation, but, remarkably, completely independently.

C-UNiT, whilst being the obvious 'hiding in plain sight' of the C word, is also supposed to signify, in self-effacing style, that we are The B Grades B Grade, ie C Grade, and hence C-UNiT....

"C-UNiT? that bunch of randoms couldn't hit a barn if they were inside it"

by DeKrow March 24, 2007

Leeds United

A 'football team' with probably the most pathetic and troublesome set of fans in the history of English football.
Still consider Manchester United and Chelsea as their biggest rivals, despite the fact that they are light years away from either team in the old Division 1.
Have a history of hooliganism, neo-Nazism and sick songs about the 1958 Munich air disaster amongst sections of their moronic fanbase.

Leeds United ought to grow up and realise that every other team in this country hates their LOCAL rivals. Bradford City follow this, and hate Leeds with a passion, but Leeds obviously think by hating two of England's top teams instead, they are just trying to boost their own tiny profile.

by zutroy December 20, 2004

g unit

Gorilla Unit- A rap group under shady aftermath, headed by 50 cent, includes 50, Tony Yayo, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, Murda Ma$e, Olivia, Mobb Deep & M.O.P.

Game trying to boost record sells by releasing Stop Snitchin Stop Lying dissing g unit, but he is not rich and still tryin'

by Ima April 25, 2006

J-unit

This fat chick in my chemistry class that thinks she's cool ,but is actually lame

J-J-J-J J-unit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by kishan April 28, 2005