Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024

Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

wingstop shits

The horrible, gut wrenching, shower curtain gripping shits that come out 2 hours after eating wingstop, the ones that make your pants, socks and shirt come off.

"ava help me I have the wingstop shits"
ava: "IM PRAYIN FOR U BIG DAWG"

by Bootylicker3005 November 25, 2023

WWE Shits

When you love WWE so much that you’ll listen to the entrance music of different wrestlers while taking a shit. Sometimes it’s just used to emphasise a rather big shit too.

Dude, I’m not using that bathroom after Billy. He has definitely been in there taking a WWE shits.

by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024

WWE Shits

When you love the WWE so much that you will listen to different wrestlers entrance music while shitting. Also used to emphasise an unusually large shit.

Dude, I’m not using the bathroom after Billy! You know he has been in there taking WWE Shits.

by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024

Aloha Shits

Shits you get at beginning and end of period

I have the Aloha shits part II., Can't wait to be done!

by Dinkus Dog March 25, 2024