Man moment
When a man says something so unfunny that he has to repeat it a couple of times because he thinks nobody heard him.
Man moment by Coolgurl23 March 17, 2021
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man on the side
Nosey Bitch 1: I herd that Jess is messing around with Pete but still going out with Steve.
Nosey Bitch 2: Really? I always knew she had a man on the side.
Nosey Bitch 2: Really? I always knew she had a man on the side.
man on the side by Mirandom January 14, 2007
man-flirting
A discussion between two or more straight male strangers on topics such as cars, power tools, video games, chicks, beer, sports, etc. Used to break the ice in a comfortable way by finding common ground.
Bill: Who was that dude you were talking to at the bar?
Joe: Oh that was Frank, I was talking to Jim and he came over and started man-flirting with us, turns out he's restoring a '68 Cuda, it's awesome. He's a Colts fan too.
Joe: Oh that was Frank, I was talking to Jim and he came over and started man-flirting with us, turns out he's restoring a '68 Cuda, it's awesome. He's a Colts fan too.
man-flirting by xmalefic February 10, 2007
Man Kabob
(n) An efficient method of sexual intercourse for gay males. Lining up in a single-file line with the shortest male in back, insert your penis into the anus of the person directly in front of you until a linked chain is formed. Proceed with a repeating back-and-forth motion of the pelvis, alternating direction with the person in front of you until every man has been satisfied.
Since the shortest person, also known as the "caboose" or the "bitch", will normally ALWAYS be in back, it is considerate to allow them to be in front on occasion so that they may experience anal stimulation. This can be achieved by finding some bricks or a small table for them to stand on so that they are a more suitable height for the tallest of the group.
If you can collaborate a large enough group, a ring formation can also be formed. This is known as a Mexican Firing Squad.
Since the shortest person, also known as the "caboose" or the "bitch", will normally ALWAYS be in back, it is considerate to allow them to be in front on occasion so that they may experience anal stimulation. This can be achieved by finding some bricks or a small table for them to stand on so that they are a more suitable height for the tallest of the group.
If you can collaborate a large enough group, a ring formation can also be formed. This is known as a Mexican Firing Squad.
Homosexual #1: This study group is really boring. I'd much rather be making a Man Kabob.
Homosexual #2: Yeah, I agree, let's wrap it up in 10 or 15 and go back to my apartment.
Homosexual #3: Sounds like fun, but I'm the shortest one here, and I prefer to take it.
Homosexual #4: That's okay, we can pick up a cinder block on the way.
Homosexual #2: Yeah, I agree, let's wrap it up in 10 or 15 and go back to my apartment.
Homosexual #3: Sounds like fun, but I'm the shortest one here, and I prefer to take it.
Homosexual #4: That's okay, we can pick up a cinder block on the way.
Man Kabob by Robstoppable December 8, 2007
Man Pregnant
When a guy is craving a certain type of food but cannot decide what exactly he wants so he gets one of everything.
Ben knew he wanted something sweet but when he got to the vending machine he couldn't make up his mind. He felt very man pregnant so he got some M&Ms, chips, pretzles and candy.
Man Pregnant by bs914570sc September 18, 2009