Posishtuation.

A combination of "position: and situation." Only to be used when intoxicated. If someone is in a bad "posishtuation" they are most certainly fucked. However, if they are in a good "posishtuation" they are most certainly being fucked, at a high velocity.

Negative: "Ay, mang. I'm in a baaadgh posishtuation. I need to drive home in 15 minutes and I chann't fuckin' sthand uph."

Positive: "Gheezus, the gurl sure is in a damn good posishuation to be takin' dick. On the counter and shit."

by Beansly October 22, 2009

polich

Mr. Polich. One of a kind junior high math teacher. Also known as "fuckface". He's a sad fat old man with a comb-over and fucked up reading face. Truly a great man. Can't teach shit to save his life, but we all secretly love him.

Mr. Polich glared at me today, I couldn't help but laugh at the fuckface.

by I love Mr. Polich<3 January 29, 2010

Poleish

Noun: 1. A man who is always extremely thirsty but never hungry.

Noun: 2. A person who cannot be beaten at any drinking games/competitions

Verb: To smash vodka

Xav: What do you mean he did a double centurion!!?!

Tom: Yeah I know, that's why he's poleish

by Polish, nail February 17, 2010

poliahu

The flabby part of a vagina

Guy: Hey do you have a big poliahu

by me me name February 9, 2017

Polis

The swedish word for police.

The police is here!
Polisen är här!

by KoledK79 March 17, 2017

polichick

A female person interested or involved in politics.

"During the heated presidential campaign season she became a polichick.

by S Webb June 21, 2017

Polisplaining

Polisplaining occurs when a politician or political commentator talks condescendingly to someone about something he / she has incomplete knowledge of, with the mistaken assumption that she / he knows more about it than the person he's talking to does.

I just spent the last hour listening to a group of talking head polisplaining an issue everyone knows they haven't seen (or don't have the clearance to see) the evidence.

by Against the tribes June 3, 2018