iPhone 7

The first iPhone to ditch the headphone jack. Also known by its nickname 'Satan'.

Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?

Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

Ipsita

Ipsita is a gorgeous, kind and caring girl who is always ready to give a helping hand. She is also very responsible, hardworking, smart and aggressive. She’s definitely got feet in her shoes & a brain in her head. She knows what she wants in life, and works hard to accomplish it. She is an amazing friend; you’ll be lucky to even have her as one.

Ipsita’s brown eyes glow in the sun.

by amazing_person_123 April 23, 2022

fat ipod

when your ipod has gotten a lot of music downloaded to it. other terms include "whore ipod" or a case of "ipod obesity"

- hey man what are you doing??

:im dowloading all the beatles music onto my ipod! 255 songs!!!

- dang!! your going to have one fat ipod!

by dusek leptir August 10, 2009

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

Blueface baby: I put my dick in a bag of doritos!!!

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Random person: i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

by SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT October 4, 2019

R.I.P. pose

The pose a dead gang member assumes in the airbrushed shirt of himself after he gets killed while gangbanging. The gang member is typically squatting down, and pointing both hands towards the camera, flashing his respective gang sign.

Whew, check out that dudes R.I.P. pose. He looks pretty ruthless, but I guess his dumbass is dead now anyways.

by mister delicious June 26, 2007

iPhone

A piece of hardware that's supposed to have the ability to do everything.

You can use your iPhone to cook food.

If you scroll down a little bit more,you'll find the 'grant immortality' option.

by kosaya July 5, 2008

iPud

The name of Apple Computer's vibrator. It is very stylish, and is far more stable than most standard personal vibrators(PV's). Sadly, it is often overlooked by most dildo-enthusiasts, as it only has one rib.

God damnit, my PV just crashed. I wish I had an iPud.

by Leo LaPorte February 8, 2005