Penis breath

what to call your gay friend after sex

"Here's a sausage penis breath"

by RippidyRap February 4, 2022

Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022

ATM Breath

Ass To Mouth Breath- the worst bad breath imaginable, must hold your breath to pass them. It can be caused by when you or someone else gets butt fucked and then you turn around and suck that dick. Your breath literally smells like shit! Or an individual that has terrible oral hygiene.

I can't stand next to that Ho, she got that ATM Breath.

Dude, you need to brush your teeth, floss, and gargle with gasoline. I can smell your shit breath 6 feet away while we both are wearing Covid masks!

by ECO-AF March 7, 2022

Breathing

One of the syntoms of life (a seaxually transmitted terminal disease). One of many syntoms

He's breathing, he's going to die one day

by Shfsjdbrf March 12, 2022

red dragons breath

When your going down on a ginger and she queefs in your mouth.

I was having a good time eating a red head out in the downward dog position last night until she blasted my face with that red dragons breath.

by PuppyJack7 September 7, 2021

Barbie Breath

When a girl gives some mad head and her breath stank.

Friend 1: yea I kissed and her Breath stank

Friend 2: nah she had Barbie breath

by Frankco26 September 11, 2021

i breathed

usually used as a calm response to someone overreacting to you

Sarah: My least favorite Ariana Grande album is Positions

Jessica: WTF?! YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF YOUR A FUCKING DISSAPOINTMENT TO HUMANITY, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SO LOW OF POSITIONS LIKE THAT!

Sarah: I breathed

by hoes4vivi July 23, 2021