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Duck suit

thin rubber sheath worn on a dudes pee pee during coitus to protect you from getting a baby mama or from getting the poo on you.
Jesse:Do you have a condom?

Terry:No, I have my handy dandy Duck suit™️

Jesse: thanks Duck suit!
by Relatedtojesus September 4, 2023
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Ducking rumor

A rumor that is likely false but fun to spread.
Duck murdered Sixx by using her aura light to push him in the purifying fires.

No, that’s just a ducking rumor!
by I.C.Penis March 24, 2022
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Duck dirt

When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.
Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.
by Jojogermany February 20, 2019
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Ducking Bugging

When your anxiety presents as an imaginary, angry swarm of attacking bees. Often occurring when life becomes too much to bare and where typos in messenger are good enough for getting the point across.
Montey is ducking bugging because has not heard the results from his job interview that would permit him to quit his current job and leave early for his long overdue weekend away with his boys.
by Monteyblanc June 16, 2018
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Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.
Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again
by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021
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Grecian Duck

The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.
Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!
by DarkVinnymac October 18, 2008
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punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.
Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.
by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013
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