Corned Beef

The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.

Nesian: "F*** bro, got any corned beef cuz?"
Person: "no, f*** off fob"

by HOB November 1, 2006

Beef curtains

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

by EH of HB September 11, 2007

beef curds

the flaps of the vagina near clitoris

"i love her beef curds, there so soft."
"what are beef curs man?"
"pff.. you need urban dictionary my friend."

by greg mca January 10, 2006

squash beef

When two guys walk past in close quarters and their penises touch.

Eww dude i just had to squash beef with the fat guy on the train.

by Loon69 August 15, 2017

beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 29, 2003

Beef Tea

A slang term for male ejaculation

Ben shot his beef tea 3 feet!

by p0pnfr3sh September 7, 2009

beef

a females genitals with a "beefy" texture or look about it

common word from school kids that spend there ICT lessons looking at diseased vaginas.

oh it's a bit of beef that

by bessyheew June 25, 2010