microwave

An electrical appliance that "cooks" food by exposing it to electromagnetic energy typically used in the kitchen (obviously). Used to preheat your leftover hot pockets that you left in the fridge 2 days ago. They do not equally distribute the heat throughout the meal, which causes low thermal conductivity or in other words your food is frozen on the inside. They also work at a frequency of around 2.45 GHz or the same as that your wifi router uses for an extender. Just use a goddamn oven for f**k sake, it tastes way better

Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.

Somebody: Mom, I told you like a dozen times already, don't put my meals in the microwave
Mom: SHUT UP and eat your food
Somebody: *Crying inside, but also furious* Goddamn it!

by Celestial_thesaurus June 4, 2021

Canadian Microwave

When one shoves a handwarmer (or handwarmers) into their partners anus.

“My anus is cold” “I’ll give u the ol’ Canadian Microwave”

by big gay 2 November 15, 2018

Susan Micropenis

Shawn Mendes

Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.

Person 2: who is susan micropenis?

Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.

Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.

by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 6, 2021

humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance

I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....

by robswifey90 November 27, 2006

macrocranialism

A non-scientific condition typified by the presence of a big (even gigantic) head. May also be accompanied by slight retardation or the presence of retard strength.

I feel so sorry for Mary, with John's advanced macrocranialism, their kids have ginormous heads. There must have been some stretching down in the vag from those big heads passing through.

by Big Tilly September 16, 2006

Macro Photography

An art of photography of very close up pictures, such as that of a bug.

Macro photos can not be taken with lenses that aren't of the macro variety.

Macro Photography

by Will Nicholls Photography January 4, 2009

McRomance

The relationship between two people in the fastfood chain McDonalds

Joe: " there's this bangin' girl that I work with down at mickey d's and I think I wanna start up a McRomance."

by Bc189 April 20, 2009