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One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.
"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."
cock-ass by Chloe June 29, 2004

Cock of Destiny 

1. a penis that causes instant orgasms upon contact with a females vagina

2. the only reason erin hasn't left kyle yet.
"sorry i kept you up last night but my boyfriend has the cock of destiny

cock cork 

Anti-producer/STD system . A condom.
I have to go grab a box of cock corks for tomorrow night's party.

Throw on a cork before you fork.
cock cork by the cat's gravy February 22, 2007

cock yogurt 

One of the very imaginative ways of designating semen.

Although several older examples can be found on the internet in chat-rooms or forums, it's become more popular since an amusing picture of a defective neon sign was posted on several satirical websites.

The original neon sign read "Babcock Frozen Yogurt". Due to defective neons, it reads "Cock Yogurt" in a very clear, lit-up and hilarious manner.
"Kathy's a dear, but I think she's got an addiction. After her first serving, she kept yanking the dispenser for more cock yogurt."

"Don't you love to take a nice little asshole and fill it with cock yogurt?"

"Can't have real Boston pancakes without cock yogurt to top it off!"

"Rebbecca chocked on Steve's cock yogurt last night"
cock yogurt by Ulvain January 8, 2009

cock's stride 

A very short distance
"How far is it to the pub?"
"It's only a cock's stride away"
cock's stride by Nirst January 12, 2008

cock sucker pads 

a term used in construction for knee pads
hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.
cock sucker pads by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008