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candy apples

woman with either modest brest enhancemnets or an older woman who has very high brests for her age
That nurse is sure hot, she's like 50 but still has some nice candy apples
by Kegs July 5, 2006
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Bobbing for Apples

That girl was bobbing for apples in the hot tub on me last night.
by ShaneH Fap February 19, 2011
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carmel apple

When you take your sweaty balls by the sack, forming an apple, and placing them on someones shoulder or forehead in an aggressive manner.
I just gave gavin a carmel apple.
by The Beave September 21, 2004
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snatch apple

when a man goes down on a female and gets remnants of pussy juice in his mustache...looks like apples hanging off of an apple tree.
Man, I went down on my girl last night and had snatch apples all in my mustache!

Man, get those snatch apples outta ur mustache...I can smell them all the way over here.
by Pooter Brown December 19, 2008
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apple computer

1) An instrument of pure enjoyment, see pleasure, sex
2) The most advanced computer out there. Unix based (therefore fast), rock solid and outrageously attractive
3) An infinite source of envy for the poor "IBM compatible" users who see in it some sort of devil.
Most of them continue to deny Apple powa and instead of admitting their mistake, continue to drop stupid jokes by conformism and fear.
Some of them even make superiority complexes because of the 1-button mouse that equips all Apple joy machines.
My dear, please stop these cries of love when you are working on your apple computer.
by cork July 7, 2003
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Kissing the Apple

when sucking on a big fat swollen clittory
i be sucken her kissing the apple and it be find and juicy!
by GFLclittylicker January 25, 2011
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apple-chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money.
Jack's so desperate for money he'd pick up "road apples" left behind by ponies for nickle a piece. What an apple-chaser...
by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010
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