The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.
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My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
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Sarah: what the fuck is that horrible smell, is it my armpits?
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.
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