Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.

Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.

by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020

brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

Brown Numbers

An instance where you metaphorically pull some figures out of your arse to needlessly quantify an argument, typically in the work place

"Let me run some brown numbers on that for you"

by anders limpar February 10, 2015

shad brown

Shad Brown is the best person you will ever meet. He is so cool, but will beat your ass if you mess with this guy
He'll steal all your hoes

Person1: Yo that guy is like Shad Brown!

Person2: Boi thats so true. Hes pretty cool.

by SHADOW327 June 7, 2017

Brown Flu

The flu-like symptoms that occur when a person’s heroin supply dries up.

“It’s been 2 days since I shot dope. That brown flu isn’t kicking my ass”

by erbuxx September 4, 2020

Chris Brown

A exceedingly talented man with a messed up childhood who often comes across as a abuser. A person whose side of the story is never heard. And also a great example of why people are remembered only for their mistakes and not for the other marvellous things they've done or their talent. Basically treated like $hit.

Why are people so rude to him? He was just a young boy when he did that...

Yea guess what? His life got Chris Brown'd

by OlafIsmySpiritanimal November 23, 2021