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Jayden

Fat,lazy, plays a lot of video games and is a sore loser. Makes sure he's always right and is spoiled. And makes his mom do everything for him.
*all he does is play video games?*
*Yeah Jayden is really fat*
by Bruh69 November 29, 2014
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Jade

a name that belongs to an amazing person who will always make you laugh no matter what. it may be hard to get to know her at first but once you have you will always be able to count on her and will never let you down. she is a naturally pretty person but never seems to think so. but she can be a tad clumsy but its something that you and her will be able to laugh about. if you know a jade you are one lucky peep. :)
"omg she seems so nice whats her name"
"jade"
"makes sense"
by mylezzzzz April 30, 2020
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jade

name of a precious stone usually a name given to a female of exotic nature with long dark hair and an infectious personality...mmm sounds hot!lives life to the fullest and people tend to question mental stability tends to be spontanious...but a very loyal friend with a heart of gold would do anything for her friends.
"jade is so damn hot"...jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her stilettos up guys assholes
by jadagiselle February 6, 2010
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jaden

Most Jaden's have aa cone shaped head as a kid. Jaden's are very very very tall and they are pinheads
Wow look at That cone-like skyscraper.... oh wait that's just Jaden
by pinhead Jaden December 7, 2016
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jaded

having no-one to be there for you; doesn't have their eye set on anyone, or have any crushes
there's no-one in this whole band, i am so jaded.
by anonymous June 6, 2004
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Jade

Jade <A girls name> and a type of girl you don't want to bring home to Mother,

Any girl with this name is usually a pretty girl but it's gone straight to her head. She's beautiful and she knows it and uses it to persuaded guys into doing her dirty deads.

She's liar but never get caught cause she's been doing it since childhood

Usually a "try hard" and always changing to what's in style, never has her own style.. always trying to impress and be the princess in any crowd.

She's known to be a great girl in the bedroom and is usually cause she's had LOTS of practice. Usually Bisexual also.
Jade is famously known to cheat on every guy she's with and use them. And she wont even tell you if she has a BF or GF or Husband or Wife until it's too late and your in deep and if you the one being cheated on she will have so many lies wrapped around you, you won't even know what's up and what's down, usually unaware of even being lied to cause she's just that good at it.

Known as a slut and whore and to have many STD's cause of this and also keeps that a hush secret until it's too late and this is what made her so good in bed but was she worth the risk? Beware and put on 2 rubbers for this Dirty gal.

She's that girl in school that everyone hates but is nice to her face cause she's so damn fake and phony nice but everyone knows she's an evil bitch behind the 10 pounds of make up.
by Jack-Off-Jackie March 26, 2010
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Jade fluid

The sweet-smelling saliva that shoots out of a girl's pussy when she cums.
In old Tantric myths, this fluid was called 'amrita', or the devine nectar ,and was sucked for strength benefit.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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