book

a thing you are forced to read because your teacher told you to

Person 1: What is that girl doing?
Person 2: It looks like she is reading something.
Person 1: It must be a book!

by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018

Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.

I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019

Book

Just a dead tree you look at and hallucinate.

Me: Hey, have you read any good books lately? You: Whats a book? Me: How are we still friends.

by XxMochi March 4, 2023

danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017

Book

(Verb) To run away, or flee.

Forms: Booking, Booked, Books

"Get 'im, he's Booking!"

"Shit, it's the cops! Let's Book!"
"The moment he saw the girl's father he Booked."

by Galvamel August 7, 2019

NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day

This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now

I live national eat your books day.

by Walks232 July 24, 2019

Boy by the book

Boy by the book~ a boy that acts like a stereo typical boy

Stacy ~"Hey look at Johnny!"
Grace~ " Ew! He's such a boy by the book!"

by Whynotlive January 26, 2017