death foresight

A saying for when a funeral happens without anyone having died beforehand

"Black Sabbath and other bands held a death foresight for Ozzy Osbourne"

by Aussie123hehe July 10, 2025

Lake forest

Town right off of Lake Michigan. The town holds not only a high-school but an academy as well. The town has a beautiful beach, but you can only go if you live in lake forest. Lake forest has some of the richest people, a lot of old money. All the parents are absent, which leaves all the kids to spend all their time shopping or doing drugs. The kids whole personality is that they just hate Libertyville, a neighboring town which beats them in sports a lot. They have decent sports and good education, but somehow all these kids lack common sense. They survive the rest of their lives of their daddy’s credit card and end up living in the basement of their parents house. Everyone hates lake forest even the a lot of the kids, they just hate on Libertyville cause they want to be them. They act all tuff trying to start fights, but when I goes down they threaten to use their daddy’s money to sue. Moral of the story, it’s a town with beautiful house, and snotty rude grimey egotistical ugly kids.

Lake Forest, Illinois is a suburban city located in Lake County, about 30 miles north of downtown Chicago. It sits along the shore of Lake Michigan. A town in Illinois where the rich have huge egos
Kid: daddy I need a Porsche I crashed my jeep
Daddy: okay

by Username48862 August 17, 2025

only in forestlake

Do people drive tractors to school

Only in forestlake There are people in shorts and its 40 out

by forestlake November 24, 2011

sustainable native forest logging

the act of selectively logging in a area of Forest, buy selecting only the trees that are suitable for harvest. and leaving the others to re seed, the area until, they are then suitable to harvest.

sustainable native forest logging, in tasmania they have the best select logging practices in the world no longer clear falling huge areas of land and totaly destorying habitates.

by killerwew December 18, 2012

Conquered the forest

To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.

Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"

by Supabg December 2, 2014

pillows in the forest

When two gay men go out into the woods to have kinky sex

What are Tim and Johnny up to this weekend? I heard they're going to the state park for some pillows in the forest.

by RollingThunder November 22, 2016

acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 5, 2016