In the Basement

A person who is secretly a nerd, and is afraid to tell anyone.

Bill: Hey have you seen Jimmy?

Ted: Yeah, he's off playing D&D with some freinds, but don't tell anyone because he's totally in the basement.

In the Basement by ninjarabbi May 10, 2010

basecamp douche

A person who lives and dies by Basecamp (a software tool for project collaboration & task management), and is unable to complete even the most basic administrative tasks unless they are catalogued in their Basecamp milestones.

"Wendy, can you fix the link on that page we just published?"
"Sure. Send me a message in Basecamp and attach a milestone to it."
"But can't you just DO it? I'm telling you about it now."
"Put it in Basecamp."
"Wow, you're being a real Basecamp Douche!"

basecamp douche by punky! December 9, 2008

Based stick man

A defender of the conservative movement. Bashes liberals over the head with a big ass stick.

"Dude, did you see based stick man clobber that antifa protester?"

Based stick man by iiPainnz April 24, 2017

baseball wife 

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.

That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.

baseball wife by koalaroo February 28, 2008

Basel 

a cool, hot, sexy boy that gets all the girls. Also a name that means not being afraid of anything and being realy strong.

Basel is responsible

Basel by om124ar June 21, 2017

Tony Baseballs

Tony Baseballs is a paranoid person who's penis is so small all you can see is his balls, and he compensates for his small penis by playing online games.

Tony Baseballs is a small dicked douche.

Tony Baseballs by Glenn Dawson January 21, 2010

Basement Bum 

A middle aged vagabond who hides in your basement in order to stay out of bad weather. They sit in the dark corners of your cellar until you go down there to get laundry done or bring out the holiday ornaments. Once you do, they attack you with a rusty screwdriver that is infested with diseases.

All basement bums are male. There is no such thing as a female basement bum. If you think you see a female basement bum, it's probably a hooker or a crackhead.

If you believe you may have a basement bum, do not call 911. The emergency operators will simply laugh at you. Instead, call 1-800-BUM-HELP and pray to god that it's not too late...

Guy 1: Hello?!

Guy 2: Hey. What's up?

Guy 1: Dude, come over quick! I think I may have a basement bum in my cellar!

Guy 2: Yeah fucking right, man. I'm not going to mess with that crazy fucker!

Guy 1: Please, I thought we were friends! Just come over real quick and bring your gun.

Guy 2: Ahahahahahaha! Bullets can't hurt a basement bum. You're fucking dead, man!

Guy 1: What should I do?!

Guy 2: Hang up and call 1-800-BUM-HELP quick!

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Just do it!! ...Godspeed!

Guy 1: Okay I'll call you ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEELP!! ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER?!? OH SWEET JESUS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!

*Dial Tone*

Guy 2: Holy shit...

Basement Bum by RVB123 April 20, 2010