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Michigan tongue twister

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The act of wrapping your tongue (women) around the shaft of the penis. Then, the man must proceed (with the tongue still wrapped) to crawl under the woman and licking the clitoris.
"Dude! I gave your sister so much of a Michigan tongue twister, she can't even talk today!"
by Real And True Definitions January 9, 2015
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Ting tong mahong

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An asian man from china. Gets rowdy when drunk.

ABUSES HIS GIRLFRIEND
In love with wai lam and katie ho

Bums men in navy ahem mike
adores the great wall of china
Loves chopsticks
Wants to aspire to bruce lee
He's being a ting tong mahong
by Lewis mahony April 1, 2010
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Long Tongue

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W. T.: Momma did you know that Butterfly's have Long tongues?
Mom: Why is that son?
W.T: So they can get the sweet stuff out of the flowers.
Mom: Wow, that's pretty good for a 5 year old. Your such a good kid.
W.T: I know mommy you said to be a good boy, so I am and my teacher taught me that.
Mom: So why do the butterfly's like the whats in flowers so much.
W.T.: because momma, it's from flowers and they can't eat regular food like us. Were bigger.
Mom: How does a butterfly become a butterfly?
W.T: They eat the flower then hide in a shell and grow wings to fly.
Mom: Why do they do that?
W.T.: Photnethsasys
Mom: You means photosynthisis
W.T: No, I'm right photnethsays I'm a smart boy and I know mommy. They have to hug there shell and get lots or rest to change from being just a capatiller.
Mom: O-Kay son, don't you mean catapiller?
W.T.: nope, I said capatiller. They love sweet things mommy. I like flowers, can I eat some too? Will I grow wings?
Mom: Son, you already have some. You just don't see them yet.
W.T.: Will I fly too? I want Long Tongue too
Mom: you can do what ever you love to do if you work hard enough.
W.T: I want to make people not be mean any more and push me. They call me names. I don't like it mommy.
Mom: Know one does son.
W.T.: tell them to stop being bad mommy.
Mom: I'm trying son, really trying.

The point is even though some people have different ideas and a different language, or way to say things, we all understand how life is created and all live together and if people cannot get past their own ideas to believe in others ideas to be a type of "know it all" the better ideas may just not get threw to the world.
by RilerTy's4.L.Slap May 16, 2010
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when a man who drinks too much diet pepsi, who cant kiss, shoves his tongue down your throat and leaves a rash on your face from his stubble
i cringed when i thought of his dry pepsi breath too much stubble and tongue from last night
by fortatkinsonknowitall April 15, 2007
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tongue scratcher

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When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.
We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
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A word used to describe a Caucasian girl who appears to have the personality of an African American. A "Tanguay" usually uses the slang of a gangster/prostitute, most commonly equipped with large perky breasts.
Girl: uhm, excuse me... did you not see my ghetto ass walkin right in front of yo face? Rood. Boi, you gots to be more classy than THAT-a. FO. REAL.

Guy1: Damn that chick has some nice titties!

Guy2: Too bad she's such a Tanguay.
by StreetTalkinBitch December 14, 2010
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silver tongue

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the person who resurrecting characters from books
silver tongue summoned king lear from the novel
by diablomanx February 9, 2009
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