nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage

I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family

by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024

suicide

when someone is fighting a battle they knew they were never going to win

I can do this, oh wait i can't, i feel like i wanna commit suicide

by by joseph D, last day of 2023 December 30, 2023

I suicided

If you are watching this,I killed myself in 12/9/2023,my name is Daniel,and i ended my life by overdosing.Please dont be like me,and pushing yourself off the limits.I am just too tired of going 4 classes per days,with no results,I am tired of my life.Sorry everyone.

Daniel:I killed myself.And I suicided

by alteddaniel December 9, 2023

Suicide Bomb

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.

by octacle August 21, 2024

suicidal

me

i’m suicidal

by bln November 23, 2021

Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

by headshotcraft February 20, 2023