butt squirrel 

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.

How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?

butt squirrel by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011

ratchet squirrel 

A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts

Hi mate you know that Amber?

absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.

ratchet squirrel by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016

firehouse squirrel 

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"

Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!

firehouse squirrel by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016

Sausage Squirrel 

a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)

Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts

Steven= You sausage squirrel

Sausage Squirrel by Jerry Fishburne June 20, 2016

Chiken-squirrel-man 

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º

How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º

Chiken-squirrel-man by Creepy grendma December 4, 2016

Banana squirrel 

That one girl in the group who sleeps around and hoards men-so her girlfriends can't have them. Similar to the way a squirrel hoards nuts for the winter.

Damn it! Tiffany knew I was so into Dave and she just swooped in and banged him just so I couldn't have him! That bitch is such a banana squirrel!

Banana squirrel by Zss1990 January 27, 2017

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome 

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome by mojoroberts December 24, 2016