Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017

I'll slam ya uncle

Trash talk used to imply that you're more skilled than someone. Like saying that you can beat your challenger and their uncle.

Person 1: You tryna ball?
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!

by XenoXndr May 15, 2017

slammed back

Shot out. Lit over smoked.

Angle was slammed back. He hit the pipe too much

by Asoto September 23, 2017

Destination Slam

A slampiece in a remote destination, that one travels to to hook up with, or hooks up with every time he or she is visiting that location

"Kari has a destination slam in every state in Brazil. She stays with one of them every year during Carnaval"

"I'm Chris's NYC destination slam"

by Smart Laxer October 3, 2017

two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me

by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017

Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch

When you run your mouth all the time, spread fake information with no credible sources, and are body slammed for it.

My friend went to a BBQ he wasn't invited to refused to leave because he's a lying lunatic. He was thrown out like a Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch!

by ALC2017 May 25, 2017

Slam chowder

Slam Chowder is the special sauce the male employees add to the cup of nasty customers.

That woman was rude, I'm going to give her the slam chowder

by EastCoastD88 May 26, 2017