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Slamwarden

A friend who is usually sober that regulates your illicit bar behavior. he often talks the drunk out of you and watches over you like a guardian angel. He will protect you from sexual attacks from SlamPigs, SlamHogs, and other vile women of the night looking to fornicate.
Matt: Youre lucky that I was your Slamwarden last night.

Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!
Slamwarden by randomguy72781 September 1, 2011
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Jersey Slamma-Jamma 

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.
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Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with a Grand Slam put into a sandwich instead. They're very popular. You don't get a choice, you must be put down for one. Everyone gets Grand Slamwiches. They're very popular. Two eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread all inside a sandwich.
Goddammit I want some pancakes!" "I can slip some pancakes inside your Grand Slamwich ;)" "eeeeewwwwww!
Grand Slamwich by Jadik May 3, 2011

slambourne 

i can't believe u pulled a slambourne on that fat bitch!
i gotta go to mcdicks and pull a slambourne.
slambourne by Dirrty567 December 13, 2007

slammerated 

Being drunk and belligerent beyond all control. Having no memory of events due to being blacked out trashed.
Yanicki went to Wild Wing and chugged a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea because he didn't alter the drink, which led to him becoming slammerated shortly thereafter.
slammerated by WPMIV December 13, 2010
The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.
Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.
Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

Bed Slamming 

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.
Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.
Bed Slamming by aksival December 2, 2007