rubert

Someone who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper. Big poop in da bowlie-wowlie

Amy is a massive rubert.

by Pulcher July 19, 2022

ruberage

A state of profound anger or dissatisfaction held exclusively by people of below average intelligence and critical thinking skills.

Karen's ruberage about the 5G tower at the edge of town is out of control.

by Plaid_Polyrythm August 15, 2022

Rubert

A sweaty pig that lives on alcohol and cigarettes and spends the majority of its life as a try hard gamer and having sex with its cousins.

I can’t believe you just squad wiped that 4 man Rubert!

by ButtholeLamprey September 2, 2022

Rumbering

An alternative word for tummy rumbling.

He was rumbering brutally as he hadn’t eaten all week.

by anonymous September 18, 2023

Rubbed eyes

To look into someone’s eyes.

James rubbed eyes with Christopher and now he thinks they’re beefing

by Elizabeth Cullen September 27, 2023

Robbery

Arsenal vs Newcastle 11/4/23

The Arsenal match was a robbery, it shouldn't of counted as a goal

by SnowyArtemis November 5, 2023

Robbery

It is an act of theft, often done in the darkness or secretly but on the 30th of October 2023, there was a robbery in broad daylight as Lionel Messi stole the prestigious Ballon d'Or from Erling Haaland in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, France. Despite stealing it, Lionel acts as if he deserved it despite not doing anything worthy other than the World Cup. This is not the first time Lionel has done this as on the 29th of November 2021 in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, he also robbed Robert Lewandowski of a Ballon d'Or! And despite two robberies the authorities and his fanboys (who are all younger than 14) claim his innocence.

"Dad, what is an example of a famous robbery?"
"Just search up Messi's Ballon d'Ors in 2021 and 2023"

by honest pessidog fan January 5, 2024