monkey spank 

A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.

"Greg is such a monkey spank."

monkey spank by x January 22, 2003

monkey wheel 

When you're doing a girl from the back, you take out a live caged monkey, have it take your place,(since youre on this site, she shouldn't be able to tell the difference) You then proceed to move to the side of the girl, and slap her with a wheel. Wheelbarrows can also be substituted.

Me: Fuck's sake
Her: Yeah, keep at it
Me: Oh something is at it.
Her: Oh shit the Monkey Wheel!
Me: GOTCHA BITCH!

monkey wheel by Troy Winters June 21, 2006

monkey wrench 

Fricken awesome song by da foos that got them popular

monkey wrench has a really cool music video

monkey wrench by Skyblue April 19, 2004

monkey fuck 

Shortened version of the backstage expression "That looked like a monkey fucking a football" -- i.e. "Oh, wow, that was so godawful awkward and stupid that I had to stare at it." Among stage crew and roadies, a monkey fuck is not just any mistake or accident. It's something that you couldn't possibly avoid that forces you to look really stupid in front of a large audience.

"I hear load-in took a while."

"Oh, shit, they got us carts but they were two inches too wide for the passageway, and they only gave us half a crew because we had carts, and the band just got these new super expensive amps, so we had to hand carry them and not bump or drop them, and then the loading dock door jammed so we were carrying them through the front lobby, four house guys on an amp, all bent over like hunchbacks, with a roadie following us and screaming to be careful, and everyone in line buying tickets laughing at us. It was a total monkey fuck."

monkey fuck by old lang guy February 19, 2008

Monkey-Man 

A funny person/creature and just plain fun to be around.

John: Did uou here what Monkey-Man siad today that was freekin funny!

Monkey-Man by N. Mason April 26, 2011

Monkey Fist 

Hammering, throwing, kicking, or otherwise abusing equipment due to a complete and blatant ignorance on how to repair it. The monkey fister is most often seen pounding on his keyboard when it is in fact his computer that is malfunctioning or, slamming his cellphone against the wall when he's in the boonies and can't get service.

I don't need another schmuck in my machine monkey fisting the works. I brought my last computer to that kid off craigslist just to get the email working and now I need a new motherboard. . .

Monkey Fist by Matthew Kastor August 16, 2012

monkey bottom 

the word for 'silly' that it is every Englishmans duty to teach to foreigners.

Ehhhhhh what a monkey bottoms, putting a iz a trousers on a the a wrong a way a round.

monkey bottom by Pamplemousse September 19, 2013