Elise Mackert

A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.

" yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert"

by Lord_Twat August 23, 2011

joe macklin

Joe Macklin is the sweetest type boy you can come across! He’s very sensitive towards those he cares about if they are willing to except him. Joe Macklin’s are the type of boy who respect women and love their gfs more than anything. They can also be extremely affectionate and might show it a little too much in public! Overall husband material!!!

Girl 1: “Joe macklin is sooo HOT! And the sweetest guy ever!”
Girl 2: “I know right?!?! Too bad he has a gf or I would totally go for him!!”

by Youraveragethot March 14, 2019

to mackle

to do anything, as long as you are an artist named Macklemore

"Macklemore mackled down the stairs, after which he mackled some eggs to mackle his hunger"

by Angry Catfish October 11, 2021

Mackin

makeout. Big kiss.

Where you mackin on my boo?
Me and him were mackin on each other!

by neongreen June 22, 2009

mackem

the shame of the English, in reality just twats with a deadbeat town. Oh yeah, the football team is shite too. Hell, even they admit that. Yeah, Sunderland is a sink hole, do your best to avoid it.

"Phil Babb...who the fuck is he?"

by Giles2112 April 14, 2005

mackerel

A state of (madness) achieved when a (scenario) pushs the boundaries of normal (humour). Mackerel Madness. An alternative approach to life, not excepting the social status quo. Unoffensive, yet inappropriate behavoir to alter generel perspective.

"That persons outfit and facial hair were Mackerel Madness"

Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.

by Max Mackerel July 12, 2005

Mackie

To include someone in your memories who wasn't actually actually there.

Guy 1: "Hey, remember last Saturday when we went to the bar?"
Guy 2: "Uh, no"
Guy 1: "Wow , oh mang, I totally Mackied you into my memory!"

by Scatterpussy June 14, 2009