Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer

why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

B.G. (Before Google)

The Era in which humans lived before the search engine; Google

To whom did we address our questions too B.G. (Before Google)?

by what just happened?! September 23, 2009

Go google yourself

Go Google yourself - should be used when somebody is annoying you with questions and you don`t know the answer . Also means :"Leave me alone , please !" Can be used as a polite form for vulgar expression : " Go F** Yourself !!"

S: Do you know what is the capital of Nigeria ?
M: Go google yourself!!!

by Ss-aa January 12, 2009

facebook google

The act of looking up a person on facebook in order to acquire basic information about them such as mutual friends.

Person A: Do you know Sarah McGee?
Person B: I don't know, let's facebook google it and see if we have any friends in common.
Person A: That's such a great idea! And we can look at her profile picture too.

by Fuliet Embaline June 23, 2011

Good enough for google

When you are too lazy to check your spelling and you just hastily type some letters in hopes that google will be able to figure it out.

*Timmy types up urbn dtionary in google
Joe- "Seriously man, where did you learn how to spell?"
Timmy- "Eh, its good enough for google."

by Shadow420 October 14, 2009

scrapin' the google

During sexual intercourse, the removal of excess vaginal fluids --usually by the male-- by wiping his penis on the woman's thigh, thus generating more friction during the sex act.

My wiggah, I had that bizatch cumin' so many times I was scrapin' the google like every five seconds.

by vsnaipaul November 26, 2010

Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Simply dirty jokes along with many other puns on similar words that seem harmless at first but turned in quite a different way ... Another popular one that has gotten around is : Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook? ...
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.

Mike: Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...

Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?

Abby: ew mike your such a pervert

by MaT5892 July 27, 2009