When an overweight male has an irregularly large penis that is highly sought after by women seeking extreme lovin.
by Themailman May 7, 2005
Get the Fat Cock mug.When someone is completely wasted and are acting in an embarrassing manner and no one likes to be around them. They usually appear unattractive to everyone else except themselves and usually think they are really talented dancers. They are also prone to barfing. A fat mess is NOT a hot mess OR a tranny mess OR a hot tranny mess but they think they are.
"Michael-Ryan was a giant fat mess last night after he drank way too much before 9pm...then he thought he was a really good dancer and got kicked out of the bar cause he really wasnt"
by hansies April 1, 2009
Get the Fat Mess mug.When man whispers "you are the fattest most disgusting pig I have ever seen" into the ear of an assumedly fat woman while he on top of her having sex in the doggystyle position. She will be angered and will begin trying to buck the man off of her and the man must try to stay on top, hence, fat bitch rodeo.
by Martin Davidson July 22, 2007
Get the fat bitch rodeo mug.Due to excessive body weight,the obscure angle in which all Obese women choose to take their picture on social media sites in order to make themselves appear attractive in a minor sense.
by Domenic Chicken King December 28, 2011
Get the Fat Girl Angle mug.A derivative of "fact-checking" when applied to the large inventory of fiction spouted by a fat-headed political candidate.
Origin: Hillary Clinton, second Presidential Debate, October 9th, 2016
Origin: Hillary Clinton, second Presidential Debate, October 9th, 2016
"Of course my opponent can't say whatever he likes, but please know we will be fat-checking, uh, fact-checking his assertions."
by coining buttress October 10, 2016
Get the Fat-checking mug.Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.
Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011
Get the fat chance mug.A classless large girl of a very permiscous nature. She dates felons, pedophiles, and rapists without hesitation. She has little to no regard for the marital status of her lovers and or clients. She often prefers oral sex and doesn't mind sexual interactions in public facilities.
Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.
by TFarr May 8, 2008
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