anal suicide 

To commit suicide by means of producing a lethal injury through the anus.

Probably a good name for a grindcore band, if there isn't one already.

After knowing his boyfriend was cheating on him, John elegantly commited anal suicide with an electric tooth brush.

anal suicide by Gore.cl January 19, 2008

anal crevice 

The area of the the buttocks that includes the anus and crack.

"Dude... I think something is crawling into my anal crevice."

anal crevice by Yesh! January 6, 2005

Anal Highway 

The act of taking the object of ones affections up Bourneville Boulevard.

Last night I took Doris up the anal highway! It was a dry drive as we approached the ring road!

Anal Highway by C Walker April 2, 2008

Anal Jane 

Term used almost exclusively in Manchester (UK) to describe "A fellacious woman (c.f. Chickenhead), and/or one who persistantly engages in (typically unprotected), sodomy in clubs in exchange for narcotics. Origin of the term is uncertain yet has become increasingly popular among Mancunian clubbers since 2004.

"Going out tonight?"
"Sure man got some E's thought I'd try and bag me an Anal Jane during Dance Hour"

Anal Jane by Dr West May 15, 2008

Anal Massage 

An imaginary, relaxing, cleansing act involving one's anus. It is a misnomer for Sodomy, or prison rape.

"Remember when you're in jail, Bubba isn't trying to give you an 'anal massage'."

Anal Massage by QuestionMarc August 14, 2009

Anal Waterfall 

When, during anal sex, the penis(s) penetrate the anus so hard that shit blasts out of the anus. May also lead to an anal rupture.

Guy: EWWW!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??

Girl: Umm...I think I just had an anal waterfall....go slower next time.

Anal Waterfall by SaintCoolio June 2, 2010

Anal Butter 

The really annoying substance that resides along the greater part of the 12" crack of your ass. It is produced usually on a really really hot day, when you sweat, and wearing some really tight pants. It is a mixture of feces particles (dingle berries), sweat, and dried skin. It leaves a very strange, stinging, and burning sensation around the bunghole... resulting in the need to find a bathroom, ASAP. Upon wiping this "anal butter", brings quite a relief to the area immediately. Will also leave a really nice skid mark on your underwear, which sometimes requires the immediate disposal of the garment, and to just go "commando" for the rest of the day.

Rob: Dude Why you walking like that?

Brah: Man, i dunno... I think i got a bad case of Anal Butter. Can we hit up the starbucks bathroom with the quicks?

Anal Butter by Shady_Ass_Rob September 27, 2011