Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SaintCoolio

Kenyanshankphilia

An unusual sexual fetish where the person is aroused by being stabbed and killed in a dark alley at night by a black person.

Adam: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE'S DEAD!!!!

Police Officer: Im sorry Sir. She suffered from Kenyanshankphilia. It was bound to happen.

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An unhealthy obsession for Santa Claus. Can also turn into a sexual obsession/fetish.

Guy: Hey, you really need to get out more, you've been playing with your Santa doll all evening!!!

Girl: What do you expect? Im Santaphilic!!!

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When, during anal sex, the penis(s) penetrate the anus so hard that shit blasts out of the anus. May also lead to an anal rupture.

Guy: EWWW!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??

Girl: Umm...I think I just had an anal waterfall....go slower next time.

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