Facing

is normally what teens do if they are afraid of commitment or just dont want to make a full commitment to their partner. if someone is facing they are still allowed to go with, meet or face someone else even if they are already facing someone. when u are facing someone u still do things u would do with a steady boy/girlfriend eg, finger, suck off, fuck, lick out, etc. but would be considered sluttish if they arent even going steady.

boy 2 goes with michelle then waves her off and says ill see ya damara *winks*
boy: who was dat?
boy 2: michelle
boy: is she not annoyed you went with carrie yesterday?
boy 2: no cause we're only facing
boy: ah rite

girl: im not sure im ready to go steady as i dont want to move on to quick
boy: how bout we just face then?
girl: okay then

by lendinahelpinhand April 8, 2010

Shit Faced

When a plumber snakes a live sewer line to clear a stoppage and is sprayed in the face with "solids" when removing the snake from the line.

Alternate Definition: Any situation in which "solid wastes" are placed on the face.

"I pulled this toilet to snake the flange and totally got shit faced afterwards. It's not my day today."

by JoePlumber April 13, 2010

Open Faced Sandwich

Sexual maneuver where the female is positioned in a split on the ground, pelvis facing skyward.

The male squats over her and defecates upon her vulva, creating an "open faced sandwich".

Damn, this girl wanted an Open Faced Sandwich on the first date? Marriage. Material.

by Me_Gusta October 1, 2010

Red Faced Cunt Pounder

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.

Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!

by micah! March 16, 2004

facious

Meaning that there are a lot of faces. A large audience.

He was nervous because the room was quite facious. He did not feel comfortable in front of that many people.

by Ar Amytas April 21, 2011

plantar faciitis

Plantar faciitis is a painful inflammatory condition of the face cause by the sole of a foot making fast, hard contact with said face.

He had plantar faciitis after after Chuck Norris's heel made contact with his nose.

by PiggyPudding September 6, 2009

Cake-Faced

(Verb) "To Cake-Face" - The act of obtaning a picture of someone's face and having it printed on a cake for a party.

Tim is so popular, we just had to get him cake-faced for his suprise birthday party.

by PapaCita November 26, 2010