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calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.
Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.
by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015
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twice baked potato

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".
Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.
by steamy gene September 23, 2008
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Ralph Baer

A brilliant inventer who came up with the first proto-type home video game system, titled "The Brown Box", later remodeled and mass produced in 1973 as the "Magnavox Odyssey". Ralph Baer is widely considered by some as "The father of video games" even though pioneers like Nolan Bushnell and Steve Wozniak pioneered some of the earliest coin-op games; some of which existed before the Brown Box.
Ignorant gamer: "Who the heck is "Ralph Baer??"

Educated gamer: "............................."
by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006
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wake and take and bake

to wake up, take a final exam, and get baked.
Yo we got that final exam tomorrow. Wanna wake and take and bake?
by Poppa Raj January 4, 2008
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i'm so baked

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked
Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever
by cookiemonster1999 May 6, 2015
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wake and bake

Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.
by PDPMT April 14, 2010
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Baked Potato

When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.
Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.
by Mufftacular January 16, 2009
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