T.Ractorhead's definitions

architeuthis dux

The giant squid. The second largest species of squid known to man. The giant squid can reach lengths greater than 50 feet and has the largest eyeball in the animal kingdom. It is thought by many marine biologists to battle with and maybe even prey on sperm whales. Unlike most squid the architeuthis dux has serrated suckers on the clubs of it's two longest tentacles which are most likely used for catching and holding prey. The giant squid is one of the earliest and most terrifying examples of the fabled sea monsters that destroyed and sunk ships hundreds of years ago and is widely considered to be the same monster known as the kraken.

"The young couple's blood curdling screams could be heard from the pier as the hungry architeuthis dux destroyed their little yacht and pulled them toward it's gnashing beak!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

ESA

Electronic Software Association. Formerly known as the IDSA. An evil watchdog organization hired by insecure gaming corporations to seek out and destroy abandonware sites instead of focusing on real problems like the piracy of current retail software.

"The only good thing ESA ever did was invent the ESRB rating system."

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

biggot

One who judges and/or despises others based on their physical apearance, descent, gender, personal beliefs or life style.

"All caucasians are wicked by nature and not to be trusted!!" said the antiwhite biggot.

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Barracuda

1. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined fish that can attack with blinding speed and razor-sharp teeth.

2. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined car that eats Rustangs and shits Ford emblems.

"My '67 Barracuda fastback likes to munch on 5.Slows."

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Happy Feet

A cruel yet funny form of torture in which the victim is tied up nice and tight then mercilessly tickled on the soles of the feet for hours on end.

"Oh no... No, not that... Not that! Not "Happy Feet!!" Not "HAPPY FEET!!" Not "Happy FEE-HEEE-HEEEEET!!!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006

ernge

"Ernge" is ebonic slang for "orange".

Projectians gathered around a Ms. Pac-Man machine excitedly shout to the player "OOOO-OOO-OOOOOO!! Git dat ernge! Git dat ernge!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Metroplex

One of the largest robot heroes starting in the G1 Transformers toy line and cartoon series; Metroplex was a colossal Autobot who could transform into a city as well as a rolling battle station. His arch rival was the Decepticon, Tripticon who was somewhat larger and also able to transform into a city/battle station.

The most recent version of Metroplex is from the Cybertron series which transforms into a giant tank-like vehicle and also has an additional transforming feature that allows him to become taller and thinner than usual.

Me in the 7th grade: "I got Metroplex for Christmas!!"
Grayland Edwards: "You should've gotten Tripticon. Tripticon is better..."

by T.Ractorhead December 14, 2006