T.Ractorhead's definitions

ESA

Electronic Software Association. Formerly known as the IDSA. An evil watchdog organization hired by insecure gaming corporations to seek out and destroy abandonware sites instead of focusing on real problems like the piracy of current retail software.

"The only good thing ESA ever did was invent the ESRB rating system."

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

ernge

"Ernge" is ebonic slang for "orange".

Projectians gathered around a Ms. Pac-Man machine excitedly shout to the player "OOOO-OOO-OOOOOO!! Git dat ernge! Git dat ernge!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Happy Feet

A cruel yet funny form of torture in which the victim is tied up nice and tight then mercilessly tickled on the soles of the feet for hours on end.

"Oh no... No, not that... Not that! Not "Happy Feet!!" Not "HAPPY FEET!!" Not "Happy FEE-HEEE-HEEEEET!!!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006

pilckle

"Pilckle" is ebonic slang for "pickle".

"Does you want pilckles wit cho sandwich?"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Barracuda

1. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined fish that can attack with blinding speed and razor-sharp teeth.

2. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined car that eats Rustangs and shits Ford emblems.

"My '67 Barracuda fastback likes to munch on 5.Slows."

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

project puppy

A rambunctious or neglected "ghetto child" who plays were ever he/she wants while the lazy parent/parents lay around getting drunk and stoned.

"I really HATE AIMCO!! Ever since they took over our project and torn down the playgrounds, that project puppy and his pup friends have been playing in our yard!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

Sidearms

A coin-op game released by Capcom/Romstar in 1986. The full title was Sidearms Hyperdyne in the U.S. and Hyperdyne Sidearms in Japan. Sidearms was a very underated and somewhat rare shooter/shmup with a Robo-Tech type theme. The game featured both 1 and 2 player simultaneous action, horizontal and vertical scrolling, several stages ranging from moderate to downright difficult, challenging and sometimes huge bosses, a special power-up that unlocked a dual mecha transformation and other bonus features. The game was ported mostly to computers such as the Atari ST, and Commodore 64 as well as the PC-Engine/TurboGrafx-16 and also Sony's PSP in a Capcom compilation. Sidearms was the second game in a series known as "Jetpack Hero" which started with Section-Z and ended with Forgotten Worlds. They are related only in that they have a similar layout and gameplay; each game in the series has it's own storyline.

"I can't believe how accurate this port of Sidearms is and the sound is better than the arcade verion!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006