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When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.
Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.
by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

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An Australian hooker with mouth sores
I met this wallaroo wart gobbler, she actually expected to kiss me with that mouth . . .
by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

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