is your mom a beaver 

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

is your mom a beaver by eche777 May 9, 2020

thats not what your mom told me last night 

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

thats not what your mom told me last night by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

a comeback

"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night by Nick D February 13, 2003

that's what your mom said 

A mix of that's what she said and your mom.

Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.

Bob: Damn, that was hard!
Joe: That's what your mom said!

Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!

that's what your mom said by stellar angel kitty rawr x3 September 26, 2008

Ket your mom 

This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.

Matt: So I ket your mom last night.
Stephen: With dese nuts?

Ket your mom by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014

doin your mom 

A come back 9 year olds use in a call of duty match

person 1 hey guess what

person 2 what

person 1 im doin your mom

person 2 no( does person 1s mom)

doin your mom by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

I'll marsh mellow your mom 

Some disterbing s** position

I'll marsh mellow your mom -Phil Lester 2017

I'll marsh mellow your mom by Ell lesowell November 5, 2017