8 definitions by NastyDelicious
This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
A Stephen is someone who will lash out violently at you for no reason. He will proceed to choke you and/or go for the vulcan neck pinch to make you pass out. He will ask you to raise your hand and then tell you that no one cares. Stephens are very egotistical creatures that think they know everything about everything. But then you realize you're right, but they really don't care. They will tell you "Dese nuts" and/or give you the finger. They refute everything you say, no matter what it is. Even if you agree with them. Which just makes you angry. They're mentally insane for the most part, someone not even a mother could love. They piss you off constantly and yet you can't help but love them. They real you in with laughter then they laugh at you. It's a very hate-hate relationship, with a dash of not pure hate sprinkled around. Some of them have drug problems and get turnt on the daily. They drive while too turnt because they are very bad at listening. Be careful if you ever meet a Stephen, you might go crazy yourself.
Jimmy: Hey Stephen! Guess what happened tod--
Stephen: Raise your hand? That's right, cause no one cares!
"Did you see the size of that dent in Stephen's car? He needs to stop driving while turnt!"
Stephen: Raise your hand? That's right, cause no one cares!
"Did you see the size of that dent in Stephen's car? He needs to stop driving while turnt!"
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
Sex + escapades. It's like going on an adventure, but having lots of sexual intercourse while doing so. Like whoring out for a week and telling your friends about all your kinky adventures. Just don't take them too often, you might hurt your genitals.
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
A phrase used when you turned autocorrect off last week because of its sexual mishaps and while texting your black friend about your new big couches you accidentally type the word nig instead of big. Because autocorrect is off, it didn't fix the mistake. It makes you go into a fist of rage while you yell at your phone for being a racist ass while you anticipate your black friend to either laugh or get angry.
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
LOL is an acronym for Lucifer our Lord. Be careful when using it around your Christian friends, they might think you are the devils spawn and burn you at the stake. Or possibly think you are laughing... Either way, it's a good way to tell who your fellow Lucifer Lovers are and build the most evilist cult in the world.
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
A phrase used in place of the word "nigga" It's a more fun way to talk to your bros without a white guy getting funny looks from black guys for saying nigga!
by NastyDelicious May 28, 2014
Like is the word used when you're having trouble telling a story. However, sometimes is used way too often. If the word is over used, you could look an uncreative douche who tells horrible stories. Like, you don't wanna, like, look like you like don't know like what you're like, saying. Like like like.
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014