Definitions by NastyDelicious
LOL
LOL is an acronym for Lucifer our Lord. Be careful when using it around your Christian friends, they might think you are the devils spawn and burn you at the stake. Or possibly think you are laughing... Either way, it's a good way to tell who your fellow Lucifer Lovers are and build the most evilist cult in the world.
LOL by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
Nig couches
A phrase used when you turned autocorrect off last week because of its sexual mishaps and while texting your black friend about your new big couches you accidentally type the word nig instead of big. Because autocorrect is off, it didn't fix the mistake. It makes you go into a fist of rage while you yell at your phone for being a racist ass while you anticipate your black friend to either laugh or get angry.
Nig couches by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
Sexile
The act of your roommate telling you to get out so they can bang, or masturbate. Or both. Basically making you leave so they can be sexually pleased.
Sexile by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014
Sexcapade
Sex + escapades. It's like going on an adventure, but having lots of sexual intercourse while doing so. Like whoring out for a week and telling your friends about all your kinky adventures. Just don't take them too often, you might hurt your genitals.
Sexcapade by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014
Ket your mom
This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.
Ket your mom by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014
Like
Like is the word used when you're having trouble telling a story. However, sometimes is used way too often. If the word is over used, you could look an uncreative douche who tells horrible stories. Like, you don't wanna, like, look like you like don't know like what you're like, saying. Like like like.
Like by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014