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by elliotisnt May 1, 2024
Get the Spliftie mug.A small ass town with old people. There are stray cats, big trucks and bigger horses. Touch their trucks and horses, your life will end with a closed door.
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A person or person's who can not be trusted to tell the truth after being caught lying about something stupid or irrelevant. A liar of the worst sort.
For som background I used to hear this phrase a lot in middle school. And even after I moved to a new town. Which makes me think that it is not local but I've never heard anyone say it since. I tried Google it but all that comes up a pictures of couches.
For som background I used to hear this phrase a lot in middle school. And even after I moved to a new town. Which makes me think that it is not local but I've never heard anyone say it since. I tried Google it but all that comes up a pictures of couches.
Me: a can't believe he would lie about something that's stupid, what is even the benefits you know? It just doesn't make any sense.
Friend: What a splitback
Friend: What a splitback
by Ddr99 May 7, 2024
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Person 1: hey man you look terrible are you okay?
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024
Get the splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem mug.It literally means "the pressure of the sugar" and it is used to describe a ridulous situation with a nonsense adjective.
by Houston Mark January 13, 2025
Get the Splictiful mug.“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”
by rasta badmon February 9, 2025
Get the splitting the G mug.A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.
Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.
by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025
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