keyhole syndrome

only looking at other's lives through a keyhole(social media, sporadic and emotionally driven contact) as to separate themselves from the self; fabricated uniqueness; denial of the internal

That girl looks like she has "keyhole syndrome", she keeps posting trendy pictures and stories every day.

by yeyo12345 March 2, 2021

cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021

Dorito syndrome

A man who suffered from invisible lat syndrome, and thus became a gym lunk focusing only on upper body training and thus acquiring a back shaped like a dorito

Walking towards the free weights, it could clearly be seen that Jim suffers from dorito syndrome.

by Jasprit Ahama March 28, 2021

Biden Syndrome

A syndrome identified by forgetfulness, stuttering, or hypocrisy.

They've used the filibuster for years and now it's bad when Republicans use it? They've got a bad case of Biden Syndrome.

by Howlfly April 6, 2021

Fred Syndrome

Fred Syndrome is a disease that affects a person, typically causing sickness and nausea. It is caused when a person eats food from the floor or other insanitary sources. Fred Syndrome originates from late 2017, when Fred ate a large amount of leftover food from a school playground, and was not seen in school until the following week. It is not thought to be contagious, however there is no known cure. Fred Syndrome can be prevented by not being a fucking wrongun and eating half eaten food from a disease ridden minging school.

Don't eat that food from the floor, you'll catch Fred Syndrome

by makooger June 4, 2021

Abel syndrome

It is the immense adoration and unconditional love for Abel Tesfaye. Often compared to the symptoms of drug addiction; lack of control, or inability to stay away from a substance or behavior. CURRENTLY AN UNTREATABLE CONDITION!

Bro I got Abel syndrome ongg

by Daysafterfriday June 10, 2021

Serey Syndromed

The act of accidentally sending a group emoji

I got Serey Syndromed.

by UrTrustworthyfriend May 24, 2021