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Asskickers Syndrome

The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.
Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.
by MoeBetta September 19, 2018
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Texan Syndrome

Texan Syndrome is a series of behaviors mainly revolving around trying to be noticed online through spreading edgy humor and starting pointless arguments with others, as the name implies these behaviors are usually seen among texans online. The term was coined by The Eternal Kingdom in 2022 due to their members of texan origin being responsible for majority of moderation warnings for hate speech and controversial memes despite all the people involved not really knowing each other yet exhibiting similar behaviors, however what made the term get coined were other instances of similar behavior by completely unrelated people from texas in other communities as well despite the fact some of them are members of minority groups themselves.
Person 1: Ben just said that all gay people are secretly pedophiles
Person 2: He's from Texas, right?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Inb4 another texan syndrome victim, someone quickly tell the mods before he gets the idea to start posting unfunny 9/11 memes.
by mi_do_ July 2, 2023
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Alex Syndrome

The definition of a person who is a softie but bullys yu at the same time and is a hypocrite. <3
Shannon: Oh what, when did yu guys leave?
Alex: oh dang I feel bad now

*Alex Syndrome*

Tou: Earrape her for 1 robux Alex
Alex: nah bro

I feel bad

*Alex Syndrome*

Aliyah: thats dumb reason why i am a softie, yu always feel bad too
Alex: no I'm not

yu are
by fancyfavorite July 5, 2020
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Squirrel Syndrome

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.
Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.
by Startup Street September 15, 2022
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Touchdown Syndrome

The latest Facebook craze whereby country football teams let their loyal water boy with Down's Syndrome score a touchdown .
Moms with sassy mom hair fill the hole created by their broken dreams by seeking out Touchdown Syndrome new stories on Facebook
by J Larry Davis December 12, 2015
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Alucard Syndrome

Alucard Syndrome is when you feel loathing or self hate due to your parents, Grandparents or other direct ancestors

This term is derived from Alucard, Dracula’s Son who in popular interpretations loathes himself due to his father.
Hank: “I just found out my grandpa was hitler”
Josh: “Damn sounds like you’re suffering from Alucard Syndrome
by S.T.R February 25, 2021
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Luke Syndrome

The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.
Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.
by Aeh1234 December 21, 2020
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