Scatsy

Adj.) To be scatter-brained or unfocused. To move about erratically animated.

Wow did u see how scatsy she was?
It's been a scatsykind of day.

by Poohner September 1, 2017

seasnibba

A crayfish that attaches to your croc and wont let go

"this seasnibba wont let go of my crocs"

by ebola321 September 7, 2017

scatscooting

What your dog does when he feels the need to wipe or itch his ass. Not having fingers for this purpose, he must resort to dragging his asshole against your carpeting. To achieve this, the dog must drop his ass down to the ground and hold it there whilst propelling himself forward with his front paws in a scooting fashion most owners find both hilarious and repulsive simultaneously. A smear of fecal matter is deposited on the carpet in his wake, but it is often invisible to the naked eye, therefore you can never know if your dog does it or not unless you catch him in the act.

Dude1: "Hey dude I have the munchies. Is that melted chocolate on the rug over there?"

Dude2: "Nah, bro... I saw Otis scatscooting over there after he came in the house. He must have the runs."

by Singlet September 29, 2017

Seasonal Recipe

When one is waisting another persons bandwidth without that persons aproval.

For example, “Dude, you’re making me a seasonal recipe, not cool man.”

by Ash Clarck October 3, 2017

Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.

"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"

by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017

Seals

Seals: A non-common name usually used a surname.Its uniqueness attracts many and the owners of such names have many suites."Seals"are normally compared to the known sea mammals.Some Seals are not swimmers but great comedians

You should get a Seals in your life😁😁

by I'm Jayda Seals April 22, 2018

Seasick Pirate

The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness

I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018