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The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness
I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate
by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018
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