The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

The Safecracker

When you lick someone’s nipple, rub the other, and stick a finger up their butt simultaneously.

She told me to give her the safecracker and came so hard she was paralyzed for a few minutes!

by justbookit March 25, 2022

les_safespace

coolest most fruitiest person you’ll ever meet 😻

“les_safespace is the best”

by fruitypebbles82 June 6, 2022

the safest ledge

The worst band to ever exist

The safest ledge is by far the worst band I've ever heard

by thesandman38 September 6, 2023

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 13, 2023